If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

I'm proud to be able to put the lie to Red Green's oft stated aphorism.  My darling wife is six months pregnant and built us a bed.  Yep, she designed the bed, built it, sanded the wood, while I painted and installed trim in the bedroom.  She's going to put the painter's caulk on the trim tonight while I put the final coat of verathane on the bed.

Of course I get to move the bed into the bedroom...cause 'Nothing says "I love you dear" like screaming lower back pain.